Luby’s Review: Django

December 15, 2008 by joeluby

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I saw it! I’ve been wanting to see it for quite some time, and I was not disappointed! Django came out a couple years after A Fistful of Dollars, which should technically be called a spaghetti western, and it was written and directed by the director and his brother (I think) who had worked with Sergio Leone, the director of FoD. It centralizes on an anti-hero from late 1800’s Old West (they toss around references to the Civil War left and right, so its likely soon afterward.) Django, the protagonist appears, walking into town carrying a girl (who he saved) and dragging behind him a coffin. The local villain, Major Jackson, waltzes in to shove him around and he shows him whats up by wasting all his cronies but letting him off the hook. The Major then rounds up all his guys to kill Django (about 50 guys) he waits patiently for the attack outside the saloon, and as they mass up in the streets, he reaches into his coffin, pulls out a gattling gun, and mows them all down, but still lets Jackson escape. Turns out, while burying the bodies in the  cemetary, the Major had killed Django’s ‘girl’, and he wants revenge. With the Mojor on the run, Jackson’s rival General Rodriguez, moves into town, and then meets up w/Django, the two are old friends. Django is a gun-runner, intent on selling a few of the gattling guns to the embattled General. The two plan a heist of gold, both to weaken the Major and to pay Django for those machine guns. Off they go, stealing a treasure of gold, but when the time comes for the General to pay Django for his help, the General stalls, and Django makes off with the loot, smuggling it in his coffin. But Django is followed by the Girl he saved, Maria, and they, in turn, are followed by the General’s men, who cause the coffin to be lost, and take out their frustrations on Maria, shooting her, and Django’s hands, crushing them, but not killing either of them. While out looking for Django, Rodriquez’s men are ambushed by the Major, who eventually finds and kills Rodriguez, and corners Django in a cemetary, hiding behind his girl’s gravemarker. A tense few seconds passes as they close on Django, who has bitten off the trigger guard of his pistol to use it withhis broken hands, killing the lot of them.

Simple enough, but the style with which it was done sticks in the memory, and now that I’ve seen the movie, I see its echos in many places. An ear-severing scene in it is the forerunner of Tarantino’s Resevoir Dogs’ infamous scene. (turns out Django had a great deal of influence on Tarantino, hence his appearance in SWD, see below). But the stranger with the coffinful of Death is a trope I’ve seen in many places, from video games and comics, to film and television. Personally I think this movie has had as much a creative impact at FoD, but I could be wrong. It seems its a smaller, more localized spread in comics, anime, and video games, all of which interconnect, and are of interest to me.

All-in-all, though, I thought it was a great spaghetti western and I dearly want to add it to my collection.

8.5 out of 10

~Luby

Luby’s Review: Sukiyaki Western Django

November 18, 2008 by joeluby

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Sorry for the long absence, I recently moved and have been a bit busy at a new job.

BUT, I have been watching and reading, so…

I recently watched Sukiyaki Western Django, a Japanese-style spaghetti-western; hence the title. The oddest thing about the whole movie is the English: every actor speaks English, even though its not their first language, or they learned enough for the lines and they have heavy accents. Its a bit odd, really. Not sure the affect they were going for, but it got my attention…
Its supposed to be an attempt at the backstory of the cult spaghetti-western (which I now want to see as a result of this film) Django. SWD is fairly action-packed, and very eastern in its feel and execution. I’ve heard many parallels drawn between Japanese samurai flicks and American westerns; both being simple moral stories with a hero (and later anti-hero) who wins over the villain(s) while defending someone(s) helpless, ect. And in the film they make reference to the similarities between gunfighters and samurai, but really its about a bunch of people getting shot up. The BIG difference between this film and American westerns it the divorcement from reality: at the climax the villain is parrying bullets with a sword. But for anyone like me, who has played the cool (yet repetetive) game Samurai Western, this movie is a cool extension of the concept, or rather blending of the concepts.
Anyhow, two rival gangs move into a town rumored to have a great treasure from a long-past gold rush. The hero wanders in, impresses them both with his masterful gun-fu and is offered deals from each to help dispose of the other. he joins the larger force to take out the lesser, then turns on his bosses (reminds me of a fistful of dollars) over a girl, whos life, and son’s life, were ruined by an inter-gang romance. ANYhow, there’s a big finale featuring an armored villain with a gattling gun, which is pretty awesome, and the aforementioned crazy swordplay is also cool.
Oh, also, Quentin Tarantino makes a lengthly appearance as the master gunfighter, blending the mannerisms of the western outlaw and eastern master samurai. All-in-all, though I’m not a fan of Tarantino or his movies, and especially NOT his ‘acting’.

6 out of 10
~Luby

Luby Work: Character Design: Marduk: Intergalactic Detective

October 19, 2008 by joeluby

Marduk is a character of mine from WAY back, from high school! Originally, his purpose was to maim and kill my friend, Brian, during English class, along with the rest of the violently goofy cast of the weekly ‘comic’. Things have changed with time and now I’ve reinvented him with more attention to the original mythology I took his name from and more detail on the world, which has become much darker and much, much more serious, as I’ve grown up. 

Marduk is very powerful, very bitter, and very, very old creature. His universe was once one of great science and powerful magic working in unison towards great ends, but magic has fallen out of practice in the last millennia, and is regarded as superstitious nonsense by most of the modern worlds. Marduk lives on the dingy world, Moraine, overrun by organized crime and under the control of corrupt government. It’s a seedy, vicious place where everyone has criminal records, mob ties, and dark pasts. Marduk himself has been there as far back as he can remember, over 700 years, when the place was still an un-colonized outpost. Beyond that, his recollection is a bit fuzzy, but he knows its only the tip of the iceberg and he knows he has a heinous past indeed to hide from. Currently he runs a small private eye operation, and has advertised no limits on the job, any person, organization, or world. No job to big, no job too small, no job too far. Unfortunately, he’s made more business as a bounty hunter, and his reputation for efficiency keeps the jobs coming in.

superhuman individual) but not high enough on the scale to warrant too much attention. He is a gruff, secretive, P.I., who has no qualms about taking on jobs for the mob, or taking dirty money as payment. On a world this crooked, he reasons, all money gets dirt on it sooner or later. So do people, it seems, and Marduk has a dim view of humanity, knowing that in a forgotten corner of the galaxy ruled by the mob, all people get dirt on them too.

Marduk is a very efficient and ruthless fighter, with an unknown breadth of martial skill and training. His is a high-range Emp (Empowered: superhuman individual) but not high enough on the scale to warrant too much attention. He is a gruff, secretive, P.I., who has no qualms about taking on jobs for the mob, or taking dirty money as payment. On a world this crooked, he reasons, all money gets dirt on it sooner or later. So do people, it seems, and Marduk has a dim view of humanity, knowing that in a forgotten corner of the galaxy ruled by the mob, all people get dirt on them too.

Luby’s Review: Seven Swords

October 18, 2008 by joeluby

I saw Seven Swords again today, and thought I should put in a word or two about it. As most people who read this page know, (that’s right, all 4 of you)I like kung fu flicks. Put on any kind of Martial Art movie, I’ll enjoy it. From time-to-time, I find Kung Fu flicks which are modern (done within the last 20 years) and they usually tend to be pretty good, rarely there are the “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” kind of movies that try to be moving or in some way profound with their story ot imagery, most only try half-heartedly, seeming more tongue-in-cheek than sincere. This was one of those. Like “The Warrior”, they favored action over drama and I think, made out fairly well.

The story is set in China, in the mid 1600’s, or so, an Imperial Decree has outlawed the practice of martial arts, or of training in the martial arts. As such, a roving band of killers, with Imperial authority, led by the crazed Fire-Wind, is attacking comunities who harbor fighters and killing everyone to present their heads for reward offered (3,000 silver peices, I think). He and his gange have slaughtered hundreds, perhaps even thousands, as they move through the country. A survivor from one of their attacks is found by a woman of a small settlement of warriors who warns of the approaching killers. Mistrusted, but greatful for the help, he ventures into the Mountains of Heaven and speaks to a great swordsmaster, who send him back with 3 swords of power, as well as his 4 best students, all of who bear weapons of power. He takes on of the swords, another is given to the woman who found him, and to a local man. The Seven Swords, as they’re known, repell the attack, and then follow up by making an attack on Fire-Wind’s base as he is unaware. With a break in the persuit, the village tries to flee as Fire-Wind regroups, fleeing to a system of caves. Along the way, a traitor is suspected when water and food is poisoned. Once they reach shelter, the greatest swordsman of the group, named Chu (played by Donnie-freakin’-Yen!), takes his invincible Dragon Sword to try an stop Fire-Wind by destroying his treasure hoard. (his soldiers wont fight if they aren’t paid, very anticlimactic) of course he’s captured and the former prisoner, who he’s in love with AND who conventiently knew where siad treasure hoard was, is mortally injured but makes her way back to the caves where she tells the rest of the group to save Chu. So they set out, and there’s a great big fight at the end, and the bad guy dies, and the good guys win, and then they decide to go try to get the emperor to repeal the edict that caused this whole mess, and ride off into the sunset. -THE END-

However, this does not mean the movie is bad, just a bit predictable. But, in all honesty, what movie, TV show, or book isn’t predictable. People like a certain amount of routine in their entertainment. You don’t need to focus on routine, it doesn’t stimulate you, and there is no thought involved. You can relax in a routine. The real problem I had was with the 4 virtually nameless swordsmen, as well and the virtually nameless enemy officers they fought. I understand how these movies go, Heroic Bloodletting and all, but they even tried to tack on little back stories to them in a brief sequence, they all have a tiny little bit of character play, but it just draws attention to their lack of character, if you ask me.

BUT there were several very cool fight scenes, with a bunch of wirework, some worked seamlessly, some, no-so-much. And there were a few ‘holy shit!’ moments where I had to back it up to see what had happened, and how. A lot of creativity in the fights, so little monotony. And it was a kind of fantasy, with the medieval fight scenes being the key note in the film. A good movie, but not a great movie. If you like kung fu movies, you’ll like this, if you like fantasy movies, you’ll like this. Heck I like both and I liked it!

Although the end fight, up-and-down between the walls of a narrow corridor with long swords, was a bit much, even for me.

7 out of 10
~Luby

Oh, and yes, it was a bit of an homoage to Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai

Luby Work: Character Design: Lander

October 18, 2008 by joeluby

I had given some thought to the idea of airships and sky pirates, and wht with a look back at some ideas of mine in junior college, I came up with these characters.

Sam is a sensetive, shy young 16-year-old who, unfortunately, has a family full of rowdy, carousing Sky Pirates!

Sam is a sensetive, shy young 16-year-old who, unfortunately, has a family full of rowdy, carousing Sky Pirates! He has a very strong honest streak, doesn't like loud noises, hates the taste of rum, and would much rather spend a quiet afternoon in the sun with some books, star charts and paper and ink to persue his true passion: cartography! He is an expert navigator, and has had his training in arms since age 6, like the rest of the family. He also likes to tell people he's adopted.

Sam's uncle, Crash, is the Shy Pirate's Sky Pirate! He's the loudest, most boisterous rowdy pirate in a family or loud boisterous rowdy pirates. He was going to be the one to inherit Granddad's Pirate Lordship, but showing up drunk to the preceedings violates even a Pirate's morals. He's elected to go on a quest of self-discipline out on the open sky where all the temptations of a pirate will be there waiting for him to resist them, that'll prove his will. His nephew, Sam, has been brought along as the most level-headed of the Lander family to help steer him on the right path, literally and figuratively.

Sam's uncle, Crash, is the Shy Pirate's Sky Pirate! He's the loudest, most boisterous rowdy pirate in a family or loud boisterous rowdy pirates. He was going to be the one to inherit Granddad's Pirate Lordship, but showing up drunk to the preceedings violates even a Pirate's morals. He's elected to go on a quest of self-discipline out on the open sky where all the temptations of a pirate will be there waiting for him to resist them, that'll prove his will. His nephew, Sam, has been brought along as the most level-headed of the Lander family to help steer him on the right path, literally and figuratively.

Luby Work: Character Design: Creatures!

October 18, 2008 by joeluby

I’m makin’ MONSTERS!

I dunno what this is, exactly, some kind of Dragon-Goat. I took the body design of a goat and laid the characteristics of a dragon on top of it (scales, horns, claws, ect.) I feel it makes for a unique, though sufficiently organic looking monster.
I dunno what this is, exactly, some kind of Dragon-Goat. I took the body design of a goat and laid the characteristics of a dragon on top of it (scales, horns, claws, ect.) I feel it makes for a unique, though sufficiently organic looking monster.

Luby Work: Character Design: Random Cartoons

October 5, 2008 by joeluby

Here’s some random cartoons!

Mad Jack is a Berserker, and a moody Berserker at that.

Mad Jack is a Berserker, and a moody Berserker at that. No one knows why he decided to be a death-dealing kill-machine, but his dark profession has permeated his whole outlook and he is a very morose individual who, nevertheless, is violently protective of his twin sister, Jasmine.

Jasmine is a great and powerful mage... in-training. She's sure she'll be great and powerful in no time at all, just be patient.

Jasmine is a great and powerful mage... in-training. She's sure she'll be great and powerful in no time at all, just be patient. In the mean time, she spends her time galavanting around with her twin brother, the aptly-named Mad Jack, and firting with men whom are then chased off by said overprotective brother.

Luby Work: Character Design: The Aerognome

September 10, 2008 by joeluby

Who hasn’t seen that old Bugs Bunny cartoon, The Falling Hare? Remember? It’s the one where Bugs is up against a crafty little airplane Gremlin. You remember! In case you don’t, here’s the YouTube.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l8mWGCeBu8

So ANYHOW, come to find out that the phenomenon isn’t limited to cartoons and the Twilight Zone, it used to be a problem as far back as the 20’s! (thank you Wikipedia!) It was a superstition towards a new technlogy, happens

SO, stories like The Spiderwick Chronicles, etc. are magical tales of Fairies, etc.really living in our world, but just out of reach. and Gremlins can be a kind of fairy (though there is a negative connotation…) And I went on thinking up yet another comic/book/other project…

Widget is a strange little gnome.

Widget is a strange little gnome. Orphaned, he was barely accepted by a small village of Fairies in the forest outside Wrenfax, watching the RAF airfield going up. He had been chastised by the fairies for grubby clothes and his ability, common to all Gnomes, of not being able to fly at all! and as he has found no real welcome in his foster home, its time he made his own way. After watching the planes take off and land, and the mechanics working on them, he has found his home! Taking up residence in an unused locker, he has fashioned himself a pair of retractable steel wings, just to see what all the fuss was about!

Ethwyn is a fairy(faerie) princess, but only in name.

Ethwyn is a fairy(faerie) princess, but only in name. Otherwise, she's a bit of a tomboy, and not at all satisfied sitting on velvet cushions, or waving to the commonfolk form high towers. She craves adventure! The kind of adventure only in stories these days. Men have waxed and spread and adventure can hardly be found anywhere anymore, swallowed by the advance of their cities. Well, she'll just have to go in and drag it back out, who knows, it could be... and adventure to try...

Turg is a goblin, and by his nature is dim, nasty, brutish, and short; but only by human standards.

Turg is a goblin, and by his nature is dim, nasty, brutish, and short; but only by human standards. He's simply the Fey World's answer to the average thug. He enjoys dirty work and revels in dull cruelty and gratuitous violence. His weapon of choice is a large, converted double-sided can opener with which he is frightfully proficient.

Luby Work: Character Design: the Atomic Duo (Nazi Martians)

August 18, 2008 by joeluby

Every good hero or hero team needs a good villain or villains to be heroic against. And I’ve got one of the most clear-cut, black-and-white villains there could be… Nazi Martians!

NAZI MARTIANS! Can't get more evil than aliens allied to the 3rd Reich and the SS! They imitate the Nazi soldier uniforms in an effort to blend in. Unfortunately they are no good at imitating anything, and tend to get hung up on Earth languages, let alone accents!

Yup, the Atomic duo guards the world against the ever-present threat of Nazi Martians! But the Martians have their own allies on Earth…

Otto Verklampt is an evil genius, no really, he is! Though a brilliant Mad Scientist, more than a century ahead of his time, he suffers from a crippling sociophobia. Combined with a strange love of public speaking, he tands to put himself in situations where he becomes catotonic with fear. Thankfully, he seems to have no problems socializing with his machines (to which he has an unhealthy attachment) and with the Martians, which he sees as less than human. His rocky relationship with his steady girlfriend, Annalisa, was saved the night of her 'accident' when he transplanted her brain into a robot body. He now feels more comfortable and in love with her than ever before.

Otto Verklampt is an evil genius, no really, he is! Though a brilliant Mad Scientist, more than a century ahead of his time, he suffers from a crippling sociophobia. Combined with a strange love of public speaking, he tands to put himself in situations where he becomes catotonic with fear. Thankfully, he seems to have no problems socializing with his machines (to which he has an unhealthy attachment) and with the Martians, which he sees as less than human. His rocky relationship with his steady girlfriend, Annalisa, was saved the night of her 'accident' when he transplanted her brain into a robot body. He is now more in love with her than ever before!

Annalisa was a reclusive beauty, emotionally scarred after coming second in the Miss Europe Pageant, she enrolled in the Verkalsberg University where she feel in love with her chemisty professor, Dr. Verklampt. The two had a whirlwind romance, but Annalisa could tell something troubled him. The day she moved in with him, she stubled upon his Martian bunker under his castle, resulting in an accident which crushed her body, if not for her beloved

Annalisa was a reclusive beauty, emotionally scarred after coming second in the Miss Europe Pageant, she enrolled in the Verkalsberg University where she feel in love with her chemisty professor, Dr. Verklampt. The two had a whirlwind romance, but Annalisa could tell something troubled him. The day she moved in with him, she stubled upon his Martian bunker under his castle, resulting in an accident which crushed her body. If not for her beloved, she would have died, but she is estranged by his attraction to her robot body.

Luby Work: Character Design: the Atomic Duo

August 16, 2008 by joeluby
Fatman, the Human Megaton! Fatmanwas just an ordinary, overweight janitor at the White Sands, New Mexico Nucear Testing Facility, until the fateful day he was exposed to high levels of ultra-rare Pseudonim isotope and gained fantastic strength and endurance! Now he works as the lead of the U.S. Super-Secret Service, fighting the encroaching Nazi Martian threat! In truth, though, Fatman is like a walking sledgehammer; a blunt instrument with as much brains at 9 lbs. of lead. Without his sidekick, Little Boy, he would never have a single successful mission.

The Heart and Soul of the AtomicDuo: Fatman, the Human Megaton! Fatman was just an ordinary, overweight janitor at the White Sands, New Mexico Nucear Testing Facility, until the fateful day he was exposed to high levels of ultra-rare Pseudonim isotope and gained fantastic strength and endurance! Now he works as the lead of the U.S. Super-Secret Service, fighting the encroaching Nazi Martian threat! In truth, though, Fatman is like a walking sledgehammer; a blunt instrument with as much brains at 9 lbs. of lead. Without his sidekick, Little Boy, he would never have a single successful mission.

Little Boy is the Brains and Skill of the Atomic Duo, without him, there would be no team. An Army Orphan, his skill and wit were honed on the mean streets. At 8, by a stroke of luck, he found himself in the very same halfway house as his partner, Fatman, at the time of Fatman's awsome transformation. Sworn to secrecy, he lept at the chance to better his life, and serve his country! He swiftly mastered every mental and physical discipline presented to him, and after 4 years he graduated to Fatman's partner. He still thinks he got a raw deal...

Little Boy is the Brains and Skill of the Atomic Duo, without him, there would be no team. An Army Orphan, his skill and wit were honed on the mean streets. At 8, by a stroke of luck, he found himself in the very same halfway house as his partner, Fatman, at the time of Fatman's tranformation. Sworn to secrecy, he leapt at the opportunity to serve his country! In his 4 years of training, he mastered every physical and mental discipline presented to him and graduted to be Fatman's partner. He still thinks he got a raw deal...