Archive for October, 2009

Luby’s Review: BlackGas (Avatar Press)

October 28, 2009

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Warren Ellis’ BlackGas is a short run zombie comic, now collected into 2 packaged Graphic Novels, published by Avatar Press. First off: I like zombie flicks. I owe a slew of zombie flicks and hope to obtain even more, from the mainstream (Night of the Living Dead (remake) ((AWESOME!!!!))) to the obscure (Death Valley. Two words: Racist Zombies) So I thought I’d weigh in on BlackGas. All-in-all the concept seemed sound, like something you’d see in a living dead knockoff: An engaged couple returns to the guy’s old island-bound hometown. Just so happens it has a mysterious dark past that the natives used to talk about. Surely that’s the last time we’ll hear anything of it! Its okay to let our guard down, even for a second! (poor Rusty)
Anyhow a horrendous earthquake rends open the earth and a strange BlackGas seeps out and turns the residents into zombies, sorta. As Ellis himself said, “All that black stuff in the back of our brains that we never act on… That all comes out. They’re out of control, but technically they’re not mindless. They’re just beyond reasoning with.” (thank you Wikipedia) And sure enough the local dirtbag is infected, people are killed savagely, eaten, etc. All the stuff you’d expect out of a zombie flick, but they’re cussing all the while! Really, is there anything so far that doesn’t sound like a horror film knockoff? Look, there’s almost no explaination in Night of the Living Dead either, but it still stands as it tries to show people attempting to make sense of it, you feel like there is something there other than personal terror or guilt. In BlackGas, its nothing but personal terror and guilt, and there is rarely even a hint at there being an outside when its clear the threat is not global. Its just about these people, who we were barely introduced to, trying to survive the zombie attack on an island which is safely cut off from the rest of the world. The global threat is a staple among most zombie flicks, bt seems lacking here. In the end, the Pres calls out a nuke, which opens up a crack in the earth and lets out enough of the BlackGas to cover the world. So, I guess there’s your global threat. I guess it counts if ya throw it in. Anyhow, the only other thing the books have to carry them is shock; and they try damn hard. But there’s so little new, the only thing they have is sex. So periodically a zombie or two will stop to screw something, a person, animal, dead body. (headless body once) But they’re aware of it all, so they tend to by crying ot apologizing between growls, curses, or bites. That’s really it; BlackGas tries to shock or gross us out, but what with South Park and all we’re remarkably well-equipped to deal with it, so it just looks sad or sick, or both. The shock quickly gives way to disgust and really what else is left to keep your interest in this book? Not much. Do yourself a favor and watch Night of the Living Dead again, its better, trust me.

Luby’s Review: 2 out of 10
P.S.: Don’t get me wrong, I like Warren Ellis’ work, just not this time.

Luby’s Review: Chocolate

October 26, 2009

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Chocolate is a Martial Arts film produced by the same studio that put out Ong Bak Warrior (good) and the Protector (not so good).
In a nutshell, Chocolate is about a savant (the handicapped fellows that have one peak-human skill, like adding any two numbers, remembering every day of their life, etc.) whose one peak-human skill is kicking everyone’s ass! The set up is a bit unbelievable, having learned to fight watching the next-door kickboxing school. In any case, there is a big showdown because her mom has a history with these mobster types, having double-crossed them with this yakuza dude. Afterward they fathered the movie’s heroine, and collected most of the mobsters collection money, and took off. Well, years later, mommy contracts cancer and young daughter, who can by now fight, having tested herself against a few street punks, goes out to get the rest of the money to pay for mommy’s treatment. as is standard with martial arts flicks, she goes up against hordes of enemies which get progressively stronger, and one or two mid-bosses, then the final boss. Unfortunately, their mid-boss is the mobsters’ own savant warrior. Yeah, that’s right, one of the high points in the film is a fight between two mentally handicapped martial artists. Retard fight! Makes you feel bad just to see it. It all culminates with a ridiculous fight on a 3-story apartment building.

All in all, its a bit strange. Unique, but not necessarily great.

Luby’s Review: 5.5 out of 10

Incidentally, the credits include a long bloopers reel. there seemed to be a LOT of injuries in this film!

Luby’s Review: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

October 22, 2009

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So, I finally watched the copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine that was gathering dust on my DvD shelf. And I went into it with dampened hopes and shattered allusions, having heard virtually universal negative criticism. So I have to say, it wasn’t that bad. Honestly, it wasn’t. True, there were some abysmal moments: The fight between Logan and the Blob, the ENTIRE fake-wife deal, and the final villain. But, I don’t really think any of that are out of place in a comic-themed movie. Fact is, if the entire film was animated and they left in all the costumes, nothing would be a bit out of place! Face it, the movies are written this way because that’s the way comics are! I’ve seen even worse stuff out of Marvel in the 90’s. In the last 5 years or so, all their stuff is trying to be so high brow and mature (mostly because kids rarely read comics, more adults do) but their roots are still a bit childish, so take the lumps with the good. All-in-all, the end was bad. The final Deadpool was stupid. But the wars were a cool touch, and the whole thing taking place in the 80’s or so was kinda cool, after all, he is supposed to be about 125, so hes got a lot of  time to take from. The retconing was as to be expected, as with all comic movies. But is wasn’t so bad as “I’m the Juggernaut, bitchThat was shameful. Wolverine was just okay, not fantastic, which is what most people seemed to expect.

Seriously, lowball your expectations people. Less disappointment that way.

Luby’s Review: 6 out of 10